ash-holee:

bbbrandon:

zeppidemus:

elizabetty:

loveeeeeyou:

samtasamantha:

loveeeeeyou:

andrewshark:

leesahpwnsyourass:

This one is my favorite because I literally said, “Oh, God!” as soon as I found it. XD

I DONT GET IT!

What is it???

idk. someone help. am i supposed to get scared?

Left side of the picture, I was staring at the circle and saw it out of the corner of my eye. I died.

RGHTYJGFGSRHYUEYRJG

I SAID OH MY GOD OUTLOUD

I really did say Oh God… :/

OH MY GOD.

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melodyivealwaysbeen:

i just wanna sleep in this thing.

melodyivealwaysbeen:

i just wanna sleep in this thing.

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stfudevin:

my tongue is red from all the cough drops ive been nommmin on,

my throat hurts D:

hit me up with some girl!

My throat feels like sandpaper .

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  • Me: butter my muffin damnit
  • My sister: butter your own muffin!
  • My sister: what kinda muffin are you having?

If I sneeze one more time, somethings gonna die.

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jakermeister:

Biz Markie // Just A Friend

You, got what I need.

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great. just fucking great.

My sister said shes probably going to Chris’s aunts house for thanksgiving.

Considering she doesn’t like going to my Moms grandmas house, theres a 95% chance ill be home alone, hungry on tumblr or something for thanksgiving while everyones having fun.

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wow. what the fuck.

My dad just told me we’re going to my moms grandmas house for thanksgiving and we’re probably going there for Christmas too.

This now makes me no longer happy/excited for the holidays.

I’m not fucking going there.

“Smoke weed everyday, thats I do.”